Once upon a time… A beautiful little girl got bundled into a strong, cozy car seat. Her Aunt Sarah had made her a snuggly pink blanket with… Read more “Grace Is on the Way”
If you ever find yourself completely bored and, for kicks, decide you want to stir up a mob of insult-hurling trolls to trail you through cyberspace, simply… Read more “What I Learned as an Evolutionist”
Back in the Stone Age – wait, make that the Stonewashed Age – of the 1990s, back when teenagers actually talked on the phone for hours rather… Read more “Befriending the Islamic Elephant in the Room…”
…before you post that Instagram and broadcast your fineness to the world, can I give you some reasons to save all that beauty for someone more special than, say, everyone?
Stink is a weird thing. It’s something that strikes all of us at one time or another. Either you’ve been the one in the locker room next… Read more “When I Stink Worse Than I Think”
circa 1729 B.C. She stares at the ground as she walks, face aflame. The baby bump is becoming unmistakable, and she’s heard the whispers. With a stealthy… Read more “To the Girl Who Thinks She’s Too Far Gone – Great Days Are Coming”
What is it about this modern age that has everybody scrambling to figure out how they did things in the ancient times? “In ancient times, life was, like, waaaay better. People… Read more “I understand more than the ancients, because I keep thy precepts.”